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maddierose: A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to...
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered. There are...
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I wonder when Hussie sleeps.
doublekatanasandawink: youvegotthegay: gendolikeaboss: I mean he just tweeted and it’s like 3 am. evil never sleeps omfg
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tumblr a month ago: SOPA AND PIPA ARE GUNNA KILL THE INTERNET!!!
tumblr a week ago: THAT DAD PUNISHING HIS CHILD BY SHOOTING HER LAPTOP?!!? OH MY GOD KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER
tumblr today: LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT I AM A PROFESSIONAL IN BIRDOLOGY AND I KNOW CHOCOLATE KILLS CGI BIRDS!!!!
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golgothas-trickster: payface: princessnecrophilia: diaxiann: cutiescream: diaxiann: cutiescream: That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the… I just want to...
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adriofthedead: doctorscience: wack-zittman: doctorscience: an real bird can eat all the chocolate it once. real birds doesnt care about body image It once? Is that supposed to be “it wants”? ARE YOU SHITTING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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